As some of you know, but most do not, I've been involuntarily freed from the bonds of the workaday world; oddly, my career path became self-immolating. I was promoted from Whipping Boy, to Scapegoat, then finally to Sacrificial Lamb.

To that end, it seems appropriate to utilize this
10. No more pesky calculating of remaining Vacation Leave.

8. Fantasy office politics - you never lose!
7. Sweatpants are sooo much more comfortable than dress slacks.
6. Reviving that long-dormant relationship with your mail carrier.
5. Always available for daylight liaisons - hey, it could happen!
4. The liberation of no more meetings.
3. Gaining an appreciation for just how
2. No stressing over impending performance review.
1. Rediscovering the joy of poring over the Classified section.

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