Inasmuch as we find ourselves at the confluence of the two most high holy holidays, Thanksgiving and Christmas, it occurred to me that I might employ a little known and lesser used time saving device - the COMBOPOST. Simply, this relieves me of the drudgery that entertaining the feckless has become, by combining two posts into one, in somewhat of a mensan mosh pit.
During this time of year, my schedule typically becomes ever more daunting, what with the
I'm Thankful For: The newest breed of celebrity; those whose antics delight and amaze us. This year my favorite is Toronto Mayor, and erstwhile Hunter Thompson wannabe, Rob Ford. This was a slam dunk. Who knew that our neighbors to the north had the capacity to produce this larger than life (and frankly, larger than most SUVs) political cartoon? Like most of you, I thought Canadian entertainment peaked with Wayne & Garth. This fugitive from the Macy's parade makes Marion Barry seem reasonable. Almost makes ya proud of Linda Thompson, doesn't it?
Christmas Gift Suggestion: While a week or two at Betty Ford (no relation) seems immediately appropriate, I believe that shining an even brighter light on this dim bulb, would be amusing. I'd like to see Rob-O get his own reality show, wherein his expansive <snicker> talents could be more fully utilized. ***Before you mock this line of thinking, believing that ship has sailed, check this out; http://www.mediaite.com/online/rise-of-the-ford-nation-rob-fords-tv-show-is-coming-back-on-youtube/ apparently I'm an opinion shifter in the Provinces as well.***
I'm Thankful For: The Affordable Care Act; yes it's true, Obamacare, as it's become known has, to this point,
Christmas Gift Suggestion: Because it's going to take some time for the rest of the country to discover what a great initiative this really is, our president will, no doubt, be hounded by nay-sayers for the rest of his term. What he needs is a game changer <hackneyed Beltway adage alert>; the Whitehouse needs a new puppy! Nothing changes the electorate's mood faster than a new bundle of fur, romping around the Oval Office. It worked the last time the government was shut down.
Christmas Gift Suggestion: Admittedly, MB has discarded his trademark mullet for a more fashionable, 21st century do. However, I fear that there is something Samson-esque going on here. His legendary swoon-inducing vocal styling seems oddly amiss - now replaced by a lip synching squawk. Not to fear, America; I've arranged a gift membership with Hair Club for Men, and a lifetime supply of Rogaine. Hang on Michael, help is on the way.
Christmas Gift Suggestion: The alacrity with which our highway guardians investigated this incident, painstakingly developing leads from the scarcest of evidence, is remarkable. As such, I believe that nothing but our collective heart-felt gratitude need be given. With regard to the repair costs, they too will be accounted for by virtue of the recently passed/signed highway bill - you know, the one that adds about $ .28 to each gallon purchased. We'll have that baby paid for in no time.
Well, insomuch as I'm rapidly losing steam and interest, this'll about do it for now. I fully expect to pen at least one more, year's end edition, but that depends entirely on my social schedule. Christmas is a magical time for me; it's the one time each year when I can pause, and receive for a change - a welcome respite from the constant give, give, give of the first 11 months of the year.
Et Verbum Caro factum est, et bonum ad omnes nocte....
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